*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

(The future isn't what it used to be....)

"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000" (SEASON THREE)

EPISODE 27: THE LIONEL DARK ANTHOLOGY

(A CardCaptor Sakura (CardCaptors)/Lord Of The Rings MSTing)

MSTed From the Desk of CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.

“Card Captor Sakura” and “CardCaptors” are trademarks of CLAMP and those who distribute them.

“Lord Of The Rings” is the property of the estate of J.R.R Tolkien

“Signs That Says You’re Like Lionel Dark”, “More Signs That You’re Like Elle” and “The Scythe Carrier” are the property of Sakura Stephanie Arwen Lionel Dark and she’s welcome to it. I do not intend to offend her by making fun of her work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;)

 
(Cue "Card Captor Science Theater 3000 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....)
 
It's the not-too-distant future,
Last Sunday BC
There was this girl named Sakura
Quite different from you or me
She captured Clow Cards with her friends
All seen through Tomoyo’s camera lens
They tried to save the human race,
But Eriol lost his patience
So he shot them into space!!!!
  
Sakura: (Hoeeee……)
 
Syaoran and Tomoyo: (Now what?)
 
We'll send them crappy fanfics
The worst we can find (lalala)
They'll have to sit and read them all and we'll monitor their minds (lalala)
 
Now keep in mind they can't control
When the fanfics begin or end (lalala)
Because, let’s face it, after all
Eriol’s not really their friend;
 
CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL:
 
Meiling:
'I’m baaaaaack!’
 
Tomoyo:
'Say “Cheese”!'
 
Syaoran:
'Raitei Shourai!!'
 
KEROOOOOOO!!!
'That’s Cerberus to you.'
 
If you're wondering how they eat and breathe
And other science facts (lalala)
Then repeat to yourself
*It's just a MiST*
You should really just relax
For Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!!

**

THE HOLOCABANA

14:52 Hours

“So how have things been going for you?” Asuka asked as she set down her teacup. 

Syaoran responded with a shrug. “As far as being trapped on a satellite being forced to read bad fanfics goes, not to bad.” He glance around at the elegant late 19^th century surroundings before setting down his own teacup. “What’s with the P.G. Wodehouse-esque setting?”

It was Asuka’s turn to shrug. “I dunno. Looks good I guess,” she replied as the string quartet started to play a new song. “This new communication program is really something, huh?”

“Beats chat lines,” Syaoran replied. “How’s married life treating you?”

“Pretty good,” said Asuka. “People like us have all the luck in our relationships.”

“What are you talking about?” Syaoran asked. “We’re more likely to be the targets of fan hostility. You end up in anti-fics or worse you end up with nutty self-insertion stalkers.”

“Oh, sure,” said Asuka. “But just think of what you get to get away with. You can be as abusive as you want. You can throw isluts, furniture, whatever you want, whenever you want and it’s up to the star to MAKE you reveal what a nice person you are deep down.”

Syaoran shrugged. “I suppose that’s true, if you like that kinda thing.”

Suddenly, the Nadeshiko-ish sounding Magic Voice cut in. “Sorry to interrupt your tea time, Syaoran” she said. “But Nana, Saki and Mio are calling.”

“Well, back into the trenches, I guess.” Syaoran muttered as he got up.

“Too bad,” said Asuka, “You’ll miss out on my ‘Brutalize Gendo’ target game.” She reached under her seat and pulled out an AK-47. Syaoran sweatdropped.

**

DEEP 13

Dr. Eriol Hiiragazawa was not having a good day. So he decided to take out his frustrations on his malfunctioning computer.

With a sledgehammer.

“Guess Windows™ 2000 isn’t working out for him,” TV’s Ruby Moon muttered sarcastically under her breath.

“You’re one to talk,” TV’s Spinel Sun replied. “If I recall correctly, we have a whole closet full of smashed, obsolete Compaqs that you wielded a baseball bat against.”

“And those Palm Pilots you blasted?”

Spinel Sun shrugged.

“Technological revolution, my ass,” Ruby Moon muttered.

“PLEASE!” shouted Eriol. “Don’t give me THAT mental image!”

Ruby Moon gave an indignant sniff.

“Ahh, if it isn’t Key and her circle of friends,” Eriol said, his mouth twisting into a vicious grin. “It’s so lovely to see you all today, so I’m going to let you go first on the Clow card exchange.”

**

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

Sakura took a deep breath before beginning her pitch. “Well, sirs, our Clow card this week is in honor of all those cast replacement cross-overs we’ve faced.”

“Like they deserve it,” Kero muttered.
“Our new Clow card can take the cast of any game movie or anime and replace the cast of any OTHER game, movie or anime, etc, etc…” Tomoyo explained. “For example, replace the cast of ‘Friends’ with the cast of ‘Tales of Phantasia’.”

“Hell, bricks would be an improvement on the cast of ‘Friends’.” Syaoran muttered. Kero nodded his head in agreement.

“We figured since cast replacement are usually only interesting to the author anyway, they can use this and stop posting goofy fanfics,” Sakura explained. “Now they can fulfill there dreams of seeing Battle Athletes as Sailor Moon!”

“Ranma ½ as The Slayers!” Tomoyo chimed in.

“Rayearth as La Blue Girl!” said Meiling. Everyone stared at her. “Oops… Did I say that out loud?” Meiling said nervously.

“Try Saint Tail and Asuka Jr. as Mulder and Scully!” Syaoran added, trying to break the tension.

“Or Totally Spies as Charlie’s Angels!” Kero cheered.

“Uh… Kero…” said Sakura. “Totally Spies isn’t anime. It’s technically American.”

“But that’s clearly what they were going for,” Kero argued. “They have the artistic style right down to sweatdrops, facefaults and sparkly eyes!”

Tomoy sighed. “We call it ‘The Casting’, what do you think, sirs?”

**

DEEP 13

“Nothing like propagating the menace to readers minds that is crossovers, eh?” Eriol said with a smirk.

“Speak for yourself, we’re living in one,” Ruby Moon muttered.

“Ix-nay or you’ll eak-bray the ourth-fay all-way,” Spinel Sun hissed.

“Ite-bay e-may,” Ruby Moon replied.

Eriol ignored his assistants and continued with his own presentation. “We seem to be on a similar wavelength today,” Eriol began. “My card is an homage to Capcom’s many successful Vs. crossover games. My card will allow you to design your own Vs. crossovers , for example ‘Sailor Moon Vs. Capcom” etc. You can even add in as many overblown play features as you want. Since I already made ‘The Capcom’, I decided to call this one ‘The SNK’ just to balance the spectrum a bit,” Eriol tossed the card aside. “Speaking of crossovers, it’s time for some deep hurting, my little lab rats. Today’s experiment comes from the author herself with the ungainly handle of Sakura Stephanie Arwen Lionel Dark. It a couple of lists and there’s a fanfic in there somewhere, although good luck telling the difference. Give them pain, Ruby Moon.”

“You want fries with that?” Ruby Moon asked.

**

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“By the way,” Sakura asked. “has anyone seen Yue lately?”

“Him?” Meiling began. “The plushies got hold of him a week ago. Haven’t seen him since.”

Sakura and the others sweatdropped.

Suddenly, alarms and sirens rang out.

“OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!” Sakura cried out.

(Door 6: It shatters like glass.)

(Door 5: It’s made of ofudas. Syaoran recites an incantation and they burn away.)

(Door 4: It’s made of bars. They rise into the ceiling.)

(Door 3: It’s made of sleeping plushies. They suddenly wake up and scamper away.)

(Door 2: It’s a set of elevator doors. They open with a ‘ping’ sound.)

(Door 1: It’s a trap door. You fall through it.)

(Door .7: The camera pans downward where a giant vault door starts to open. A sudden rush of air sucks you through.)

Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and Kero-Chan fall through the vault door and land in their seats while Kero-Chan floats overhead.

>Signs that says you're like Lionel Dark
 
Kero: And should seek professional help.
 
>Author's note:Yep, another of those lists, people.But these are signs that 
>tells you're just like Lionel Dark.Are you like her?
 
Sakura: Do you fail to use your space bar?
 
Kero:<Mike Rhea> Yep!
 
>1.You love Perfect Dark, Zelda, Lord of the Rings, Card Captor Sakura and 
>music!
 
Syaoran: Well, everyone loves those games, Lord Of The Rings and us but good luck finding someone else who likes music.
 
Tomoyo: I prefer the sound of silence, thank you.
 
>2.You actually think Satoshi/Ash Ketchum looks good in a Obi-Wan Kenobi
>(Episode 1) hairstyle.
 
All:<sniggers>
 
Kero: That’s just weird.
 
Syaoran:<Ash Ketchem> This pokemon is dangerous. They all can sense it, why can’t you?
 
>3.You put that Syaoran Li/Li Showron/Lionel read the Lord of the Rings.
 
Syaoran: I’m starting to feel like I’ve got multiple personality disorder here.
 
Kero: I think it’s scary when authors make a big deal about what a character reads in their fics.
 
>4.You make all your favorite caracters from the 1. sign have a party.
 
Sakura: Whatever “caracters” are.
 
Tomoyo: I think Dr. Thinker already covered that one.
 
>5.You make them MST stories
 
Kero: Well, that’s one against the great and powerful Keitaro look-alike.
 
Sakura:<Jamie Jeans aka JOLT!> I am NOT amused by this list.
 
Syaoran: Yeah. And about a billion other MSTers
 
>6.You dislikes slashes, 
 
Kero: Hey! Who doesn’t?
 
Sakura: Tell that to all the Touya/Yukito fans out there.
 
>but you totally hate male...well, you know, what only girls have!!!(And I don't mean PMS!)
 
<All stare blankly>
 
Syaoran: I don’t even want to know.
 
>7.You give Syoaran/Li/Lionel some awesome guardians.
 
Kero: What? You mean like Lucia in “CardCaptor Syaoran”.
 
Sakura: Shhh! You’ll give away the plot!!
 
Kero: What? It’s not like he’s been working on it!

<Out of nowhere, Kero gets zapped>
 
Tomoyo: He needs to learn to keep his mouth shut.
 
>8.One of those guardians resembles him and has a kiss-my-butt scythe that 
>can commande the Seven Sages(as in Zelda).
 
Tomoyo: Sorcerers and the omnipotent scythe wielding guardians that serve them, on the next Sally Jesse Raphael.
 
Kero: Okay, Death’s here, so where are Famine, Conqueror, and War?
 
>9.You think that guardian and Frodo looks cute with each other.
 
Sakura: Wha…?!
 
Kero: What happened to the anti-slash thing?
 
Syaoran: Maybe she doesn’t know what it means.
 
>10.You have eyes for Frodo/Elijah Wood and Syaoran/Li/Lionel (I luv his 
>french caracter!Sounds so...sekchina!)
 
Tomoyo: Fangirl.
 
Sakura: What the hell is “sekchina”?
 
Syaoran: First it was Thinkerisms, now this!
 
>11.Your hair is like Joanna Dark's.
 
Kero: Heh. Wonder how much she paid for that.
 
Tomoyo: Maybe we should lend her ‘The Hair’ card.
 
Sakura:<Mint Adnade> You have lovely hair.
 
Tomoyo:<Arche Klane> I have lovely EVERYTHING.
 
Syaoran:<sighs> We need to get our author away from that “Tales of Phantasia” rom.
 
>12.You think Illusion of Gaia is a good game.
 
Kero: And, hey, it was! Not as good as “Final Fantasy III”, “Secret Of Mana”, “Chrono Trigger”, or the “Breath of Fire” games, but still…
 
Syaoran: Thanks for that rundown of old SNES RPGs, can we move on now?
 
>13.You celebrate the birthdays of your favorite caracters even if it's on a 
>Friday!
 
Kero: TGIF, baby!
 
Sakura: What’s wrong with Friday?
 
>(In Syaoran/Li/Lionel's case, it's on the 13th of July.)
 
Syaoran: Hey! How did she know that?!
 
Kero: Looks like you have another stalker.
 
Syaoran: Oh, lovely.
 
>14.You make your own cheerleading squad with your made up caracters for the 
>1. people.(My Frodo lover is one!)
 
Kero: Sayyyyy…
 
Sakura: We love Syaoran! He’s our man! If he can’t do it no one can! Yaaaaaay!!!
 
<Syaoran blushes>
 
>15.The 2 Unlimited song on "Bring it on" reminds you of good memories of 
>Pokemon...(you're very guilty if it also brings you good memories of Sonic 
>the Hedgehog!)
 
Kero: Also, it brings back memories of Kirsten Dunst as a cheerleader.
 
Syaoran: It can’t be worse than “Don’t Say You Love Me” by M2M.
 
Sakura: Don’t count on it.
 
>16.You love the movie Anastasia so much that you put the lullaby as one of 
>your fav caracter's lullaby.(Check out "The story of a Frodo Wannabe "!)
 
Syaoran: Or you can do what Absolut Angel did in “The Best Man” and use “At The Beginning” in a key scene.
 
Sakura: Could we stop the shameless plugs soon?
 
>17.You hate it when they misspell someone's name.(By the way, if ever you 
>see me write "Frodon" instead of "Frodo", I'm meaning his french name.)
 
Kero:<CardCaptor Schlueter> Hey! People misspell my name all the time!
 
Syaoran: Yes. Good spelling is a plus.
 
>18.You think that Lionel is a cool name.
 
Kero: Maybe for some kind of King Arthur story, but not for day to day use.
 
>19.You think the Firey Card looks like Syaoran/Li/Lionel in that episode.
>(Luv him there;looks so cute!I wanna cuddle him!)
 
Sakura: I think trying to cuddle with ‘The Firey’ could be detrimental to your health.
 
Tomoyo: It gives new meaning to “hot stuff”, ne?
 
Kero: I think she means cuddling Syaoran.
 
<Sakura glomps onto Syaoran>
 
Sakura: Well, he IS very cuddly!
 
<Syaoran blushes>
 
>20.You think the song "You're the one that I want" goes so well with every 
>couple you like.
 
Sakura: I don’t think I know that song.
 
>21.You just love Capoeira-aka Breakdance Fighting-that you imagine your 
>favorite caracter do it on an enemy.(Imagine Sakura doing it on the Fight 
>Card!)
 
Tomoyo: Let’s not and say we did.
 
>22.Your favorite color is the same as your caracter.
 
Sakura: Do you have any traces of a personality that don’t fit exactly with the character you worship like some false god?
 
>23.You think that Syaoran/Lionel's heart on the episode with Yue telling him 
>why he liked Yukito/Mattieu reacts like when you use a Combat Boost in 
>Perfect Dark when he saw Sakura.
 
<Long pause>
 
Kero: Does anyone know what the hell she’s talking about?
 
Sakura: Not a clue.
 
>(So cute, I like the sight of Yue with Syaoran/Lionel's teddy bear!Someone should draw that, it's 
>so adorable!)
 
Tomoyo:<Lionel Dark> It’s sooooooo KAWAII!!!
 
Syaoran: Stop that.
 
>24.You just drool when you see Syaoran or Frodo.
 
Kero: Eeew… Wipe your chin already!
 
>25.You make fanfics of them.
 
Sakura: And they’re really BAD!
 
>26.You're reading this!
 
Kero: Hey! We didn’t exactly have a choice in the matter, you know.
 
>27.You think Pippin is adorable even if he's dumb.(I have read all the 
>books...so I know that Pippin's gonna be a hero...*spoiler*)
 
Kero: Oh, sure. Put the warning AFTER the spoiler.
 
Syaoran: Swift.
 
>28.You actually think the dubs are cool(cuz of the flashbacks makes more 
>sense!)
 
Sakura: Since when ?
 
Tomoyo: Funny. I always though they were re-used footage to replace the stuff they hacked out.
 
>A/N:I can't think of more, but when I do, I'll post it!

Sakura:<Alanis Morisette, singing>And now we fast-forward to a few posts later…

>More stuff that shows you're Elle.
 
Kero: Are you French? Are you Female?
 
>A/N:Don't own anything except Elle, Mei~Lyne and those that are sign with a 
>star*.
 
Sakura: Lord knows we don’t want to cross Star.
 
Tomoyo:<Star> Don’t make me kick you!
 
>I realise that most people says:I live off Slash!Well...what I mean was...I 
>don't hate it, it's just...well, just check no.29, you'll understand.
 
Syaoran: I doubt it. I haven’t understood any of this so far.
 
>And if you get 44 to 33, congragulations!You're Elle Dark!
 
Sakura: And men with white coats and butterfly nets will be coming to get you shortly
 
>32 to 22, you're close to be her...21 to 11, it's just a coincidence, and 10 to 0...you're 
>kidding?You're not me at all!
 
Tomoyo:<Lionel Dark> You must be like Showron Light!! 
 
>29.Frodo and Sam slashs are really bad.I don't get it!Sam is Frodo's 
>guardian, and lived to get something in return from him.
 
Kero: Ick! Bad mental image!
 
Syaoran: Geez… First it’s Golden Eyed Dragon and her damned sex toys and now THIS!
 
>I know, because Frodo says so in Wild Party Situation.
 
Sakura: Wild party? What wild party?
 
Kero: I think we’ve been reading the wrong edition.
 
>So in a way, it's slash, but not *romance* slash.Not like kissing and stuff, 
>they protect each other.
 
Kero:<Frodo> Do you have protection, Sam?
 
Syaoran: Thank you so much for THAT image.
 
Sakura: Bleah!
 
>And just because Frodo said:"Oh, Sam!" in Moria did sounded slashy, 
 
Tomoyo: Oh really? I didn’t know it “sounded” like that?
 
Sakura: Oh, face it. Tolkien was obviously smoking something strange when he was writing.
 
Kero:<J.R.R. Tolkien> Uh… J.R.R’s not here, man…
 
Syaoran: We’re gonna catch hell for that one.
 
>it's because he's relived someone would sacrifice his life for him, but sad 
>because it was Sam.So, I recomend everyone not to yell at me to do Frodo/Sam 
>romance, 'cuz I will never do that.
 
Sakura: Well, that’s nice to know.
 
Tomoyo: This author seems more like Mike Rhea every minute.
 
>I'm faitful to Tolkien and I belive that's what he-and Peter Jackson-tried to show.If 
>I do slash, it would be 
 
Kero: …truly stomach turning.
 
Syaoran: Hey, at least you’ve never been in one.<shudders>
 
>either crossover slash or rare slash.So if you don't agreed to that, you're 
>not Elle Dark when it comes to romance.
 
Tomoyo: To yaoi or not to yaoi, that is the question.
 
Syaoran: Don’t go there, Daidouji.
 
>30.When you hear "At the Beginning" from the Anastasia soundtrack, you think 
>of Sakura/Syaoran.(Plus, some of the S&S songfics is that song.But I went a 
>bit farter and put "Once upon a December"as Syaoran's lulluby.)
 
Sakura: See previous Absolut Angel reference.
 
Syaoran: ARGHHHH… Oh, wait, that’s “lullaby”.
 
Tomoyo: “Captors, Temples And Knights” flashback?
 
Syaoran: Yeah.
 
>31.The song "I need you"by LeAnn Rimes is your caracters' love song.(Notice 
>I made a songfic outta that.It's really sweet.)
 
Sakura:<Spinel Sun> Sweet?! Keep it away!! AWAY!!
 
>32.You don't need a DVD player or a PS cuz you can play it on your PC!
 
Kero: Yeah. We all know that watching movies on you computer is SOOOO much better.
 
Sakura: Easy on the sarcasm, Kero.
 
>33.You hate all those stupid reason for why we have so much Legolas 
>fanfiction.One of them is because he's so hot.HELLO!That does not make any 
>sense!
 
Kero: Hell, NOTHING we’ve read makes any sense!!
 
>34.You think that my made-up caracters actually makes good friends with the 
>caracters in the fanfic.(It does to me...Elle and Li is very hilarious in a 
>way...)
 
Sakura: And we all know how popular Author Created Characters are to readers.
 
Kero: NOW who’s being sarcastic?
 
>35.Your list of the top five cute guys in LotR is this:Frodo, Legolas, Sam, 
>Pippin, Merry.
 
Kero: Got something for short guys?
 
Syaoran: Yeah. Legolas is the only one on that list over three feet tall.
 
Sakura: There’s something creepy about that.
 
>36.Your list of the top five cute guys in CCS is this:Syaoran, Yukito/Yue, 
>Eriol, Touya and Yamakasi.
 
Sakura: So, in other words, every major male character.
 
Syaoran: Yes. I AM better looking than Touya, that tall lanky doofus.
 
Sakura: C’mon, Syaoran-kun, leave Onni-chan alone for once.
 
Syaoran: Oh, okay…
 
>(Don't ask me why.It's because his parallel twin who always got his eyes open is in love with 
>my Sakura parallel twin.)
 
<Long pause>
 
Tomoyo: I think I’m getting a headache from this.
 
Sakura: Okay. Who let ‘The Twin’ card loose?
 
>37.Hearing Nickelback's How you remind me makes you think of LotR.(Don't ask 
>me why, it does.)
 
Syaoran: Funny. That song always reminded me of “Kaitou St. Tail”.
 
<Everyone stares>
 
Syaoran: Hey. I never said that it made sense either.
 
Sakura: I doubt either of those connections are going to cause a great demand for “Silver Side Up”.
 
Kero: “Lord Of The Rings” should stick with Enya, it fits better.
 
>38.A french song actually makes you think of how you first met one of your 
>obsetion(like for me it's...Elijah, Elijah!)
 
Syaoran: Your first obsession was a biblical character?
 
Sakura: I think she means Elijah Wood.
 
Syaoran: Oh.
 
Tomoyo:<Lionel Dark> It’s just too bad about the restraining order.
 
>40.You don't mind to tell off your love for (example)Frodo/Elijah.
 
Kero: You also don’t mind that people stare at you like you’re a lunatic.
 
>41.Well...you think LotR and CCS looks cool in a crossover fanfic.
 
Sakura: Even if it makes no sense.
 
>42.You can get angry like Syaoran, you have blue-pearlgrey eyes and 
>Syaoran's hair.Oh, and Pippin's humor.
 
Tomoyo: So, you’re stealing body parts now?
 
Kero:<Clover> That woman STOLE MY PERFECT LEGS!
 
Sakura: Hoo boy…
 
>43.The anime caracters' name in a fanfic is like this:Japenese for real 
>name, Dubbed version(well...I really don't know for Pokemon) for 
>Middle-Earth name, and French name for *Cyntawa or whatever language you 
>made up.
 
<All stare blankly>
 
Kero: Anybody got a clue?
 
>44.The song "Can't get you out of my head" descibes what you think about 
>Elijah or whoever you love.
 
Sakura: Geez… Does this girl’s fics come with a soundtrack or what?
 
>So, are you like Elle?Tell it in your review!

Kero: Let’s not and say we did.

>The Scythe Carrier
 
Tomoyo: Sailor Europa?
 
Kero: Think you could be more obscure? Someone might have gotten that.
 
>Chapter 1:
>First Meeting
 
Kero:<Chairperson> I’d like to call our first meeting to order.
 
>Disclaimer:I hate disclaimers...
 
Tomoyo: Hey! Who doesn’t?
 
>CCS don't belong to me, bla bla bla, the only thing that belongs to me is Elle 
 
Sakura:<Lionel Dark> I may not own CCS but I DO have my own fashion magazine!!
 
>and her Ring and the mysterious dude.
 
Kero: Elle is engaged?
 
Tomoyo: It has a certain ring to it.
 
>Now, on with the show!Okay, I'm gonna use the dub names, BUT with the 
>original script, gotcha?And I won't be exact...
 
Sakura: The original script and the dub names? 
 
Tomoyo: We’re on a collision course with wackiness! 
 
>-Lalalalalala...
 
Syaoran: I am not listening! La, la, la, la!
 
>I just can't get you out of my head, boy your lovin' is all 
>I think about...sang Elle as she helped Li to cook.She was dressed just like 
>the mens in the house, well almost.While the mens wore nice tux, she wore 
>her school uniform with her walkman in her pocket, her headphone visible 
>because of it's size.
 
Kero: Yikes! I’ve heard of run on sentences but that was a sprint!
 
Syaoran: Hang on… I’m wearing a tux?
 
Tomoyo:<hums the “James Bond” theme>
 
Sakura: So what’re you doing tonight, 007?
 
<Syaoran blushes>
 
>Since she come from Canada, she knew songs that they rarely hear.
 
Kero: Let’s see… Amanda Marshall, Barenaked Ladies, The Tragically Hip, Our Lady Peace, Alanis Morisette, Five For Fighting, Great Big Sea… 
Yep, she’s got them all.
 
Tomoyo: What? No Celine Dion?
 
>-I bet you can't wait to go to your school.Be happy it's near our school, 
>said Li.
 
Tomoyo: Don’t worry! Be happy!
 
Syaoran: Are we still reading a list? I’m confused.
 
>She nodded when the doorbell rang.
 
Sakura:<Elle> Yes. That was the doorbell all right!
 
>Elle perked up and quickly closed the walkman.
 
Kero: I didn’t know it was open.
 
Syaoran: I’m completely lost here.
 
>-I wonder who could that be?ask Wei, Li's guardian.
 
Syaoran:<Wei> So how do you like my new scythe, Syaoran-sama?
 
Sakura: Huh?
 
Syaoran: She said my guardian had a scythe, right?
 
>-I'll go see, said Li, unknown to the surprise coming at the door.
 
Kero: It’s Ed McMahon!
 
Syaoran: I just won ten million dollars!
 
Tomoyo: What’ll you do with it?
 
Syaoran: I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I guess.
 
>Elle took that as the time to put her walkman in her room.Li went to the door and...
 
Sakura: …opened it?
 
Tomoyo: Nah. Too obvious.
 
>-Ahhh!he cried out, his face turning to a bright red.
 
All: It’s Megami-sama!
 
Sakura:<Belldandy> I’m here to grant you one wish.
 
>There was Sakura and Madison in their kimonos right in front of his door!
 
Kero:<Li Showron> Ahhhhh!!! Girl cooties! Run away! Run away!
 
<Syaoran smacks him>
 
>-We came here to wish you a happy new year and wish you good health, they 
>said in unison.Li, still in blush mode, couldn't get Sakura of his eyes.
 
Sakura: Apparently, we’re a Greek chorus.
 
Kero: “Couldn’t get Sakura of his eyes”? The hell…?
 
>-Why did you...how come...he mumbled, still in shock of the surprise.
 
Syaoran: Oh, goody. It’s “Caught In The Act” again.
 
Kero:<hormones> Long time, no see.
 
>-Well, you see, we came here from the sanctuary, where we always go every 
>new year.Since we were all alone, I thought we should go to your house to 
>say hello, told Sakura.
 
Sakura: Whoa! How much coffee has she been drinking?
 
Syaoran:<Li Showron a la Naru Narusegawa> Sorry. But for drifter students there is no New Years.
 
>Li just stood there, mouth open and face crimson.
 
Kero: Sakura, being clueless, didn’t even bother to THINK that maybe this was something she should take note of.
 
Sakura: HEY!
 
Tomoyo: You were kind of dense about that, Sakura-chan.
 
>That's when Wei took the time to come, wondering what was going 
>on.When he saw the girls, the girls bowed and said again:
 
Sakura and Tomoyo:<Sakura and Madison> We’re selling these fine leather jackets!
 
>-We came here to wish you a happy new year and wish you good health.
>-why, thank you, girls, Wei told them.Would you like to come in and have 
>some tea?
 
Kero: Oh no…
 
Syaoran:<Li Showron> Yes… Teaaaaaaaa… I loooooovvveee tea…
 
Sakura:<Hikaru Shidou> Save some for us!
 
>-Of course!said Sakura.Elle took that time to enter the conversation.
 
Tomoyo:<Elle> So how about this weather, huh?
 
>-Hey, Li, is that the girl you talked about and whom I send a card to?she 
>ask, pointing at Sakura with one hand and playing with her braid with the 
>other.
 
Sakura:<Elle> Did I get that right? I’ve been taking lessons from Natsuko.
 
Kero: Yeah. She’s probably been teaching her martial arts and figure skating too. 
 
>-Yes-card?You send her a card?Oh, man...Li hang his head in embarrasment.
 
Syaoran:<Li Showron> I’m so ashamed. I don’t understand the plot of this fic anymore.
 
Kero: What plot?
 
>-Oh, so you're Elle!exclaimed Sakura.It's nice to meet you.
 
Tomoyo:<Elle> Yeah. What-ever.
 
Sakura: Could *someone* PLEASE start using quotation marks?
 
>-It's nice to meet you too, the teenage girl said, smiling.Turning to Wei, 
>she asked:
 
Kero:<Elle>Your place or mine?
 
Sakura Kero…
 
>-Well?What about that tea?I bet the girls would love the sweets we made!
 
Kero: But they’ll love the TEA even more!
 
>He nodded and both Wei and Elle turned around.Li got out of the way of the 
>girls at the door.
 
Syaoran:<Li Showron> Password confirmed. You may pass.
 
>-Uh...well...come in, he said, his cheeks still burning.Sakura enter and 
>said:
 
Sakura:<Sakura Avalon> Why is your face so red? Do you have a fever or something?
 
>-Thank you!
 
All: No. Thank YOU!
 
>-Why can't I stop blushing for a moment?he muttered under his breath.Madison 
>looked at him as she passed.
 
Kero: She smiled a knowing smile that always irked him before whispering encouragement in his ear.
 
Syaoran: You’re thinking of Daidouji, this is Madison.
 
Kero: Oh. Then she suddenly yelled out “Like, who wants to go shopping?”
 
Syaoran: Better.
 
>-What did you say?she ask.
 
Syaoran:<Li Showron> I said I am the guardian of the hell.
 
>-I said...thanks for that comment, he said, still nervous.
 
Kero:<Li Showron> I’m always looking for C&C on my fanfics. Thanks.
 
>-Oh...okay, she said as she smiled and continued.Li exhaled and pass the 
>back of his hand over his forehead, still flushed.
 
Tomoyo: I never thought Li-kun’s blushing could get worse, but apparently it can.
 
Syaoran Oh, shut up.
 
>Soon, at the table, Elle, Li, Sakura and Madison was at the table.
 
All:<sniggers>
 
Sakura: This fanfic sponsored by The Department Of Redundancy Department.
 
Tomoyo: Their motto: We’re so nice, we say it twice!
 
>-I heard lots of things about you, Sakura, said Elle sipping on her 
>peppermint herbal tea.
 
Kero:<Elle> Which is why I’ve decided to kill you.
 
>-Really?she ask.
 
Kero: And now we have tense errors too. WHAT’S NEXT?!
 
Sakura: Easy, Kero.
 
Kero:<starting to vibrate violently> Must… stay… frosty…
 
>-Of course I did!Hey, did I ever mention about the fact about my name?
 
Sakura:<singing> Elle, Elle, bo Belle, bo nana fana fo Felle, me my mo Melle. Elle!
 
>-What it is?Madison ask.At that exact time Wei came with the girls' and Li's 
>tea.
 
Syaoran: Madison’s in ‘da house!
 
Tomoyo:<Madison> Yo, homies! Word up! What it is, baby!
 
>-The reason I'm being call Elle is because I have a really long name.And 
>none is my middle name.
 
Sakura:<Sakura Avalon> So why is your grammar so bad?
 
Tomoyo:<Elle> Search me.
 
>-Huh, it's crazy for a name.Especially when one of them is Sakura, said 
>Li.Elle quickly show her embarrasment by hanging her head.And a sweatdrop 
>made a cute little decoration on her head, too.
 
Tomoyo:<Madison Taylor> Puh-lease! Sweatdrops are, like SO last year.
 
>-Oh, I knew I've should've not talked about that...she spoke.Then she looked 
>at Sakura.
 
Kero:<Elle> YOU WILL ALL SURRENDER TO MY SI POWERS!!
 
Sakura:<Sakura Avalon> What was that?
 
Kero:<Elle> Nothing, just… THE POWER OF HELL COMPELS YOU!!
 
>-Hey, I love that name.And the rest of it.My name is Sakura Stephanie Arwen 
>Lionel Dark.
 
Sakura:<Elle> But you can call me Dot.
 
Kero: Reading Chibi-Chan’s MSTings again Sakura?
 
Tomoyo:<Elle> You should see my business cards.
 
Syaoran: I call foul. She has five names so clearly “Arwen” is, in fact, her middle name.
 
>Sakura and Madison looked at her like if she had more than one head.
 
Syaoran: Which maybe she does.
 
>-You have a boy's name?ask Sakura.Madison relaxed when she realise 
>something.
 
Tomoyo:<Madsion> It’s just a self-insert. You should really just relax.
 
>-Hey, that's a really cool name!How about I call you Arwen?
 
Kero: SOMEONE sure wants us to think that she looks like Liv Tyler.
 
>-That would be perfectly fine!Besides, that's the name I'm gonna use for 
>school.Did you know the name Arwen-
 
Tomoyo:<Chiharu> It’s LIES! LIES! ALL LIES!!
 
>-Comes from the popular book Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien?finished 
>Li.She's named after a female elf.
 
Syaoran:<Li Showron> …who is more or less a cameo character in the story.
 
Tomoyo:<shrugs> It’s true.
 
>-Yeah, and she kick some serious butt on the movie!OH YEAH!she said as she 
>got up.Wei shock his head and muttered:
 
Kero:<Wei> Does ANYONE know what the hell is going on in this story?! 
 
>-I knew she wasn't the right choise...
 
Sakura: Amen.
 
Syaoran: That’s true of all SI characters
 
>Li wispered to Madison in a consprirational way.(I don't know if this is the 
>right word...)
 
Kero: You know, Elle, there’s this wonderful invention called a dictionary…
 
Syaoran:<Li Showron, whispering> The swallows fly at midnight.
 
Tomoyo:<Madison, whispering> The jade stone is cold to touch.
 
>-She likes it so much, she's got a Web shrine dedicated to Tolkien and his 
>works.
 
Sakura: So she’s a fangirl. Big deal.
 
>-I HEARD THAT!yelled Elle-okay, let's call her Arwen now-
 
Kero: How about we just call her obnoxious.
 
Tomoyo: How about the Japanese word for obnoxious?
 
Syaoran: What’s that?
 
Tomoyo: Chibi-Usa.
 
Sakura: Ba-dump! CHING!
 
>as her face was a foot away from Li's face.He looked at the ring hanging on a chain.
 
Sakura: Suddenly, they all started arguing in slow motion while ominous music played and a hideous voice began to mumble aloud.
 
Kero: Don’t forget the extreme close-up of the ring.
 
>-And the famous One Ring is again in the possetion of the Frodo-kisser?he 
>ask sarcastly.She quickly hid her Revami Ring, a ring with a butterfly and a 
>pink cat's eye stone, in her shirt.
 
Kero:<Elle> EEEEK!! Quit looking down my shirt!!
 
>-I w-w-was just k-k-kissing a pr-pr-pr-printed picture, Li!she stuttered in 
>anger and embarrasment.
 
Sakura: Oh. I just thought she was cold.
 
Tomoyo: Necking with photographs? That is kind of weird.
 
>-Yeah right, kissin it with LIPSTICK ON!
 
Sakura: Oh, great. Now you’ve got smudges all over it.
 
>Author:Ahem, guys, the episode...?
 
Kero: SMASH!
 
Syaoran: Well, there goes the fourth wall.
 
Tomoyo: Well, this time it was pretty thin to start with.
 
Sakura: If the fic is self-insertion, is she talking to herself now?
 
Kero:<Lionel Dark> Nonsense. Only crazy people talk to themselves, isn’t that right, Elle?
 
>-Oh...let's eat.All that talking made me hungry, said Arwen.Both of the two 
>forgot about the two girls, and Arwen smacked herself before getting a peach 
>biscuit
 
Kero: PACK!
 
Tomoyo Awww… I wanted to smack her.
 
>(I'm not sure about that...).
 
Syaoran: Great. Even the author doesn’t know what’s going on anymore.
 
>Sakura and Madison had looks that said:"Must be a typical day at Li's apartment."
 
Kero: So this is Li’s Usual Morning?
 
Syaoran: Don’t even think about it.
 
>Then both girls tried the peaches.
>-Mmmmmm, this is good!exclaimed Sakura.She turned to face Wei.
>-Did you made them, Wei?
 
Syaoran:<Wei> Actually, it was this girl named C-ko Kotobuki.
 
Kero: Dear, God, NO!!!
 
>-To tell the truth, it was Master Li who did them with a bit of help from 
>Arwen...
 
Sakura: Yeah, but won’t Aragorn get pissed if she’s away too long?
 
>-You did them, Li?Wow, you've got the talent of a chef!Sakura was impress by 
>Li's cooking talent.
>-Uh huh...he always cook all his food...well, most of the time, said Arwen.
 
Sakura:<Elle> Sometimes he just eats everything raw.
 
>Li did a double take at Arwen before realising her powers was kicking in 
>again.
 
Syaoran:<Li Showron> Must… fight… self-insertion author… forces… Must… remain… IC…
 
>He shove the thoughts away, not wanting to think about how he first 
>met her.
 
Tomoyo: …in that little café in Paris.
 
>-Uh...she's right.I always do my lunch-
>-And always try to have a bit of chocolat in it, finish Arwen with a smirck.
 
Tomoyo: Since when is Li-kun a chocoholic?
 
Syaoran: I’m not. She’s clearly thinking of Kero.
 
>-Not all the time!And, uh, thanks for the...apratiation(Author:I think 
>that's how it spells), Sakura.
 
Sakura: Ummm… I’m not sure what that word is supposed to be. 
 
>-Okay, Elly, I know she's interesting, but will you STOP SAYING THAT I'M IN 
>LOVE WITH HER???said Li as he was changing in his PJs.
 
Kero:<Li Showron> If Fei hears that, he’ll kick my ass!
 
Syaoran:<Li Showron> I fell into that damned self-insertion trap once with Syaoran’s Lovertoy. NEVER AGAIN!
 
>-Li, that's the last time I'll say it, you've been blusing bad like a peony 
>around that girl!Besides...she's kinda cute for you.
 
Syaoran:<Li Showron> I do NOT blush like my daughter! Take that BACK!!
 
Sakura: Cute. Obscure, but cute.
 
Kero: Hope SyaoranSword appreciates that plug.
 
>-Cute for me.All right...first thing I know, you come up to my apartment and 
>almost gave me a heart attack since you dissaperance around what, three, 
>four, five years ago and left me beliving you were dead, then you said you 
>came to help me, NOW you say Sakura's looks cute with me?And what's with 
>your powers, now, Lionel?
 
Kero: Previously on “All My Cardcaptors”…
 
Sakura: Elle was dead?
 
Kero: She was only MOSTLY dead.
 
Tomoyo:<Elle> I got better.
 
Syaoran: Actually, they only THOUGHT she was dead, meanwhile she was in a coma in a hospital before waking up with amnesia and getting 
engaged to her long lost twin.
 
>-Oh, I don't focus only on the Six Sages of Nature anymore.I focus also with 
>the Seventh Sage and the Ultimate Summon now.
 
Kero: Knights Of The Round?
 
Syaoran: Zodiac?
 
>-The Six was Light, Forest, Fire, Water, Shadow and Spirit, right?Like in 
>Zelda:Ocarina of Time?
>-Yup.
 
Sakura: Okay. Either this fic takes place in Hyrule or this is one of the goofiest plot twists ever.
 
>-Okay...I'll go beddy bye, you?
>-I've got to go haunting some Frodo piccies on the internet.
 
Kero:<sniggers> And we know what kind of pictures too.
 
Sakura: Kero…
 
Tomoyo:<Sumomo> Porn sites… Porn…
 
Syaoran:We just won’t rest until we’ve made a riff on every CLAMP series there is, I guess.
 
>-Oh, boy...good night, Sakura Steph.
 
Syaoran: SHE’S SLEEPING IN MY ROOM?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
>-'Night, Orion, she said saying the nickname she gave him years ago.As he 
>quickly fell asleep, she change into her Fire Form.In her Fire Form, her 
>hair was down to her waist; she wore a long sleeved red dress cut at the 
>middle of her foreleg that also a bit of her chest and a chain-linked belt 
>hanging from her waist.
 
Sakura: Elle’s wardrobe by Fredrick’s Of Reedington
 
>She ran to Penguin Park, or as she call it, Pippin 
>Park.She stood in the middle of the bridge near it, looking impatient to 
>wait someone.
>-At least I can transform in this body without my scythe on nights.Now, 
>where's Elijah of Rosenburg when I need him?
 
Syaoran: So… Elle’s the guardian?
 
Tomoyo: This story really IS confusing.
 
>-Sorry I'm late, oh Evening Star that shines on the Cherry Blossoms at 
>night, said a voice behind her.
 
Sakura: Kuno’s here?
 
>She turned around and said in a happy voice:
>-ELIJAH!
 
Sakura:<Elle> POOKY!
 
Syaoran: Fangirl fantasies… gone… out of control… Brain… hurting…
 
>Lionel's note:I know, sounds like a Mary Sue, but this one is a rare one 
>whom I call a Mary Joanna, 'cuz she's the ultimate Mary Sue.
 
Sakura:<Marrissa Picard> Oh, YEAH?! Well, gimme your best shot, pasty face! Soon you’ll kiss my feet like everyone else!!! RIGHT?!
 
Syaoran:<Jay Gordon, weak> yes, ma’am…
 
>I mean...her weakness is love, she's got amazing powers, and she's very friendly...
 
Kero: A little too friendly.
 
>oh, and did I mention she glomps Tori when Ruby(Ruby Moon)'s not looking?She 
>does...to annoy her.
 
Sakura:<Elle> By the way, did you like my Shatner impression?
 
>Oh, and she knows that Eli is Clow Reed.She just don't 
>trust him about the way he's forcing Sakura to change her Cards into Star 
>Cards(Sakura Cards).
 
Syaoran: So she does have some sense.
 
Sakura: Syaoran-kun…
 
>Now, where's my Elijah Dream Card?Oh, yeah, and I go to 
>a french school...not bad, no?

Kero: Very bad, YES!

Sakura: Yeah. Let’s get out of here.

**

“Boy, that fanfic was pretty goofy, huh?” said Tomoyo.

“Tell me about it,” said Sakura. “And speaking of goofy, here’s something we hope you’ll really like!” Sakura whistled and a group of plushies marched out carrying a slide projector and a screen. Meiling came out to help them set up.

“Tonight, we bring you a tale of the sordid, the dark and the perverse,” Syaoran began.

“Sounds like something from Kero’s video collection,” said Meiling.

“HEY!” Kero retorted.

“Tonight we present to you some of fanfiction’s most disturbed individuals, the self-insert authors,” Syaoran continued. “Not all of these authors have been faced by us and thank God for that.”

Meiling dimmed the lights and headed off to man the slide projector.

“To night we start with…” Sakura began as the first slide appeared showing a slightly heavyset young man in a Star Trek shirt front of Point Loma Nazarene University. “Dave Hines. Dave’s crimes include writing himself into Star Trek fics and ripping off the satellite and ‘bot cast of MST3K for himself. But these weren’t just ANY Star Trek fics. They were Marrisaverse fics.”

“You’re kidding,” said Tomoyo. “It’s true. Dave’s fics include ‘Lines As Q’ and ‘Out of Time’ in which both he and the DS9 crew were duped by villainous Luther Sloan, who disguised himself with the name Rethul Noals.”

“He spelled his name backwards?” said Kero. “That’s kinda lame isn’t it?”

“Hey, fanboy,” said Syaoran. “In case you’re forgetting, they did that on ‘Totally Spies’ too. Remember that whole Tim Scam/Mac Smit thing?”

“Yeah. But that was more creative then Noals, for crying out loud,” Kero retorted.

“Ahem! Can we continue here?” said Sakura. “Our next offender is Shakari.” The slide came up with a message reading “No Picture Available (Consider yourself lucky)”. “Shakari wrote the self-insert lemon fic, ‘California Dreaming’ featuring more crossovers than a Marvel convention and more rape scenes than a La Blue Girl marathon.”

“And less dignity than Ralph Klein,” Kero added.

“Next,” said Tomoyo. “We have the most infamous of all, the legendary Oscar,” As the slide switched the projector suddenly exploded and the screen caught fire. The plushies shrieked and scurried off in all directions while Meiling ran off to get the fire extinguisher.

“But we didn’t even get to Syaoran’s Lovertoy or Skyler Sands,” Tomoy said pouting.

“Then we should consider ourselves lucky,” said Syaoran.

“What do you think, sirs?” Sakura asked.

**

DEEP 13

“I wonder why there were so many ‘Totally Spies’ references floating around in today’s experiment.” Ruby Moon mused.

“Yeah,” said Spinel Sun. “It’s almost like it was a poorly written segue way into something.”

“Nah,” Eriol said dismissively. “You two have just been watching too much X-Files. Push the button, Ruby Moon.”

“Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Cancer Man,” Ruby Moon muttered sarcastically as she strolled over to the control panel and gave the button a smack.

 
THE REAL END
 
(Feel free to hum “Catch You, Catch Me.” as the credits roll.)
 
 <sighs> I’ve had this item on the MSTing block for so long, I can’t remember when I started. And coming up with host 
segments is getting tricky. But I’ll survive. In the meantime, here’s a fan letter:
 
Dude. You rock. ^_^



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 The prospect of facing an Eryie Unlimited fic is a tad to horrifying to comprehend. Best let the rest for a while first. Right now I’m backlogged 
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 By the way, the next episode of CCST3K will feature “The Ranma ½ Cast Does CCS”. Be afraid. Be very afraid.^-^
 
 -CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)
 
 

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1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

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3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½ /Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By Khyron Kingkiller

4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

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9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

Season Two:

11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

14) Shinji’s Alter-Ego-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By John82

15) Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla-A Sailor Moon Fic By Flashman (Christian A. Rogers)

16) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

17) No Need For CardCaptors-A Tenchi Muyo/Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Christina Horton

18) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

19) Mother, May I [Take Over The World]-A Pokemon Fic By Mallet Boy

20) Syaoran: Romeo… Not Really-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By Golden Eyed Dragon

Season Three: 

21) Harry Potter And the Pantie Raiders-A Harry Potter Fic By Ice Blue X

22) The Unforgettable Promise-A Love Hina Fic By KenshinRC

23) To Find My Dad And Have A Family-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By MoshiMoshiQueen

24) Revolutionary Girl Asuka-A Neon Genesis Evangelion/Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Joyce K. Wakabayashi

25) A Dream Come True-A CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Crystalina Rhapsody Draco

26) The Only Constant-A Star Trek: The Next Generation Fic By Stephen Ratliff

27) The Lionel Dark Anthology-Card Captor Sakura(CardCaptors)/Lord Of The Rings Fics By Lionel Dark

(Signs That Say You’re Like Lionel Dark/ More Signs The You’re Like Elle/ The Scythe Carrier)

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>Soon, at the table, Elle, Li, Sakura and Madison was at the table.

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